Unhinged Gift Guide - the Final Round!
- Claire Osterman
- Nov 24, 2025
- 2 min read
The Emo
They are always planning their next tattoo, maybe a gift card to their fav shop too?
Keeping their hand's free for the mosh pit.
They can smell punk too. This rich, smokey & spicy soap was formulated for a well deserved shower or bath after a hard day out in the woods...or just a hard day!
They are likely always in their feels.
Punk Furby Sticker was made for them (in store only)
Too many late nights, they are tired.
A (handmade) book of dice games and a few mystery dice, perfect.
Just Stripes
When two stripes love each other very much
Powder-coated steel canisters with interchangeable lids and steel ball knob on top.
Jacobsen Salt Co bundled their infused salt slide tins so you can collect them all, packed with five beloved infusions plus Pure Flake Salt. The pocket salt that’s perfect for picnics, dining out, camping, or lunch on the go.
Reusable and absorbent, these coasters will last you for months, and look stylish while soaking up any drips.
The Fancy B!tch
Once, long ago, I was on a climbing trip in Squamish and our friend brought this random guy who kept saying UNPROMPTED "he's/she's/their a fancy b!tch, F-A-N-C-Y, fancy b!tch." Anyways, this one is for the fancy b!tch in your life!
Cap the night off with all natural popping candy that tickles the palate like champagne bubbles.
Bubbly but make it glassware.
The fanciest Graza
Because plain water just won't do.
Their dog is most certainly also a fancy b!tch.
Fancy B!tches love anchovies
For labeling and organizing some sort of fancy collection, like their gems?
FANCY matches